Examples

• I've been waiting for two hours on a very uncomfortable bench to offer to run the store for the day. Why?
  كنت اجلس على مقعد مرهق لأعرض هذا عليك - لماذا ؟ -
• I've been waiting for two hours on a very uncomfortable bench to offer to run the store for the day. Why? Because... uh, because I'm a jerk.
  كنت اجلس على مقعد مرهق لأعرض هذا عليك - لماذا ؟ -