Eric, what is that? It's a euphonium.

Practicing the euphonium. The-the what?

What on earth are you doing? Practicing the euphonium.

Eric, what is that? It's a euphonium. Magnificent!

Doesn't this hospital need a signature to remove a patient's euphonium?

Doesn't this hospital need a signature to remove a patient's euphonium? Where the heck did you even find this?