And, uh, there's a motor show in Detroit.

And yet, a poky little motoring show on BBC...

I wasn't able to make it, but I'm told they had a moving motor show there.

So, ladies and gentlemen, here on this... pokey motoring show on BBC Two...

It was voted car of the year at the last Motor Show.

It was voted car of the year at the last motor show.

- I have to get it to the Paris Motor Show by tomorrow, 9 AM.

Now, every so often we like to remind ourselves that this is a motoring show.

Are we honestly going to say, on the world's biggest motoring show, to 350 million people, that the best track day car is a slow, rusty, wobbly wheeled, small, uneconomical piece of junk?

The idea was, unlike a normal motor show, where the cars just sit still, you can jump in and have a go, which sounds like a great idea, unless you're one of the four people who were run over.