"Dizzy monocles."

- Fucking monocle-wearing motherfucker.

He lost his monocle on the drive.

My non-monocled eye! Where are you?

He's got the monocle, he's got the top hat....

Thank you. He lost his monocle on the drive.

The monocle isn't gonna help you in this situation.

And now for the grand finale, the leech monocle.

I mean, he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...

I mean, he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat. . . .