Bah... humbug. ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click... ♪

"I am available for dancing in the streets and shouting from the housetops."

Nick Miller... turning lemonade into lemons since 1981. (Sleigh bells jingling) WlNSTON: Up on the housetop.

Honestly, I've searched the housetop to bottom. So we'll have, what do you reckon, one person each or...?

♪ Up on the housetop, reindeer pause ♪ ♪ Out jumps good ol' Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪ ♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪ ♪ First comes the stocking of little Nell ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa, fill it well ♪ ♪ Give her a dolly that laughs and cries ♪ ♪ One that can open and shut its eyes ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪ ♪ Up on the housetop, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Down through the chimney ♪ ♪ With good Saint Nick ♪ ♪ Look in the stocking of little Will ♪ ♪ Oh, just see what a glorious fill ♪ ♪ Here is a hammer and lots of tacks ♪ ♪ Whistle and ball and a whip that cracks ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪