Cueball-ectomy! Nurse!

Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy.

I just performed a Sheldon-ectomy.

- He's having an ass-ectomy. - What?

Ohh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.

"We're going to perform a cue ball-ectomy on you, Mr. Johnson.

The only way to save you was my ground breaking procedure... radical trans-species-ectomy.

Pay the preacher on the way in, and we'll get a cash-ectomy from the lawyer on the way out.

The only way to be done with this thing once and for all is to have a Bass-ectomy. Now help keep me occupied.

Now, a relationship-ectomy is a delicate surgery as it is, but in the case of the Platinum Rule, it takes a very, very steady hand, and that's Step 7: