Red whiskers and a harelip.

- The customer with the harelip...

Have him send Frank or Glen or Harelip Steve.

Maybe the harelip makes it sound like "baseball."

No, Pesto. It's a magician with a harelip. Pesto!

- What if somebody here has a harelip? - Sorry!

Vernon, Kiki, Nancy, that guy with the harelip?

But that's where we're gonna send you if it harelips the governor.

I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek!

I also really like the one for the kids with the harelips.