- A flautist. - Oh, real cool.

But you're Hilary Du Pré... the flautist?

- Thinking of becoming a flautist. - Nice.

I mean, the flautists are practically nymphos.

"Hilary Du Pré is a flautist of immense expressive

I wanna be a weekend flautist, a potter, a painter.

I Iived with a flautist once. Boy, could he triIl!

Do I give a crap about a ceremony with a dress and a flautist? No.

- Told you. Hell of a flautist, though. The real balls, yeah.

If your child is a terrific hockey player and a gifted flautist, don't make them play the National Anthem on the flute in front of their teammates.