Oh, they don't work on these newfangled velocipedes.

Oh, they don't work on these new-ffangled velocipedes.

The kitchen is in there. This is a velocipede, commonly called a bike.

Yeah, fine, my velocipede, but I did ride it Because the universe wanted me to run into you again.

The kitchen is over there. There is a velocipede, also known as a bike. You need to put air in the tires.