You can't ride a motor scooter anymore.

But on the real, Paris, he carries a pool net around town, on a motorized scooter.

He's Max. Yeah, I'm Max. You cute little motor scooter, you.

Yeah. Maybe you can get one of those motorized scooters that my morbidly obese aunt uses.

The rule is you can't look hilarious on this motor scooter.

Oh, you know, we have a motorized scooter if you need it, and you can take the elevators.

Let me remind you all that this Saturday at 5:00 p.m., we'll have vespers, not to be confused with the Italian motor scooter.

Let me remind you all that this Saturday at 5:00 p.m., we'll have vespers, not to be confused with the Italian motor scooter.

Look, dick-head, the only thing that you have to be convinced about... is the fact that you are stuck in a situation with a couple of real mean motor scooters... and I don't want to have to worry about you all fuckin' night.

Look, dickhead, the only thing that you have to be convinced about is the fact that you are stuck in a situation with a couple of real mean motor scooters, and I don't want to have to worry about you all fucking night.