Pete, washboard, son.

That's my washboard, Jules.

I mean, you're flat as a washboard.

Secondly, if you need to do laundry, here's the washboard.

- Well, best we could. Scrubbing on a washboard

Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard pecs?

I mean, you're flat as a washboard. Oh.

Okay, you know what? Screw you, you washboard!

There we go. That's it. That's my good washboard-tummy guy.

Secondly, if you need to do laundry, here's the washboard. - What do you want?