Hm. Very hirsute young man, aren't you?

I'm looking forward to cataloguing the genetic variations of hirsutism.

Well, you'd have to tell me what "hirsute" means, ma'am.

So, no, my hirsute little rodent friend, I am not from around these parts.

But if I'm going to load up Dan like a hirsute hand grenade... ...I need everyone to be there when he detonates.

But if that rumour were true, my "Penthouse" centrefold, so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term "hirsute", and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber, they named it The Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread-Eagle.