Zoey, the Doberman Pinscher?

- Thank God. - A Doberman pinscher took a chunk.

He's been arrested a bunch of times, he pays no income taxes, he's got two Doberman pinschers.

One piece of putty for holding on to the piece of glass so it doesn't clatter to the ground... and awake the ravenous Doberman Pinscher you suspect lurks inside.