Hey, Verandah Ghost!

Sit here beside me on the verandah.

It's weird... Doesn't this house have a Verandah Ghost?

At 13, I attempted suicide and jumped off the verandah.

Youse check the hallway, youse check the verandah.

A little girl once told me she jumped off a verandah

I tried to kill myself when I was 13 by jumping off the verandah because I'm ugly and I'm abnormal.