Where's me fuckin' shillelagh?

Father Shillelagh. How areyour Blarney stones?

( Affecting brogue ) Where's me fuckin' shillelagh?

Hand me a shillelagh. I'll help.

You're about as straight as a bent shillelagh.

And remember, don't dip your shillelagh... In the wrong pot of gold.

And remember,don't dip your shillelagh...in the wrong pot of gold.

Fine, but if you think I'm going up in there empty-handed, you can swing on my black shillelagh.