Carpal tunnel syndrome? No.

Carpal tunnel syndrome.

You're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome.

I have severe carpal tunnel syndrome.

I get bored easily. You're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Last I heard he was working as a pharmaceutical test subject for carpal tunnel syndrome

Please, it was just a little anecdote about carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive self-pleasuring.

Please, it was just a little anecdote about carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive self-pleasuring.

Please, it was just a little anecdote about carpal tunnel syndrome from excessive self-pleasuring.

It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly, you deserve it.