We've had lawyers who've had heart attacks, ulcers, cancer ...

We've had lawyers who've had heart attacks, ulcers, cancer...

Excuse me a moment, Rebecca. My daughter has upset my cancerous ulcers.

Excuse me a moment, Rebecca. My daughter has upset my cancerous ulcers.

I've had good success curing everything from ulcers to colitis to cancer.

Helicobacter pylori (H. pylori), for example, is a water-borne infection that has been linked to the development of gastric ulcer and gastric cancer (Hosking and others, 1994; Hansson and others, 1996; Parsonnet, 1996).