That's Major Burns, sir.

New personnel, Major. [ Burns ]

Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh.

"Major Burns." That's perfect. I think it's a marvelous letter.

You'll be back tomorrow morning, and Major Burns will be in full charge. Major Burns will be in charge.

Get ahold of Major Burns- Guess I better call Major Burns and tell him to put another... day shift on the night shift.

Well, Major Burns is far from satisfied. That doesn't surprise me.

What is Burns saying? Uh, Major Burns isn't saying much of anything, sir.

Then, assuming there's no major burns, we head over to the waterslide park.

They call me Radar. You'll be staying in Major Burns's tent. I'll take your things over there now.