I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net. A female, and they're the worst.

I put a black-widow spider underneath his mosquito net. A female, and they're the worst.

I bet male black widow spiders think they're in healthy relationships, too.

Hey, you're cute. Like a black widow spider. Shut your mouth and just take the order, lady.

There's one in the basement. But you don't want to use that one, believe me. There's like, a million black widow spiders down there.

- It was right over there. The next time you think you see a black widow spider, I want you to say...