El Mandril. Numero uno.

I'm never gonna beat El Mandril.

You know, a mandrill spends two hours a day eating breakfast.

You know, a mandrill spends two hours a day eating breakfast.

But it's a hard day for the old number one El Mandril.

Were she a mandrill, she would have bent over and displayed her brightly colored hindquarters like a big red welcome mat.

Were she a mandrill, she would have bent over and displayed her brightly colored hindquarters like a big red welcome mat.