- Fell off a balance beam.

So the first time I went on the balance beam,

Just think of it as a long balance beam.

Hey, good luck on your balance beam routine, sweetie.

- Again, I don't feel like- - The balance beam? - Could we stop? - Not the pommel horse.

I want you to follow me over here to the balance beam.

You're not that kid that got the squirts... on the balance beam that time, were you?

John, I haven't shit my pants... since the balance beam in the 7th grade.

I'm guessing either a car accident or you cracked your skull on the balance beam.

I'm guessing either a car accident or... you cracked your skull on the balance beam.