They're not even wearing a smile.

That guy was wearing a smile.

For Broadway always wears a smile

They're not even wearing a smile.

I'm wearing just a smile for you, Jack.

Maybe some snaps of her wearing nothing but a smile?

And the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.

Alan,I just took a Tour de France... ...and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.

Alan, I just took a tour de france... and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom. -=D e S t o=- proudly presents

I thought, "Why am I doing this, wearing a fake smile and stupid outfit... ...for people who will do anything to win a game?"