- He wears a turban. - No, he's Sikh.

If he wears a turban, he's Sikh.

Ifhe wears a turban, he's Sikh.

If I wear a turban,I'm East lndian.

I'll pose for photographs, wearing a turban, holding an atlas...

If he wears a turban, he's Sikh. I'll probably marry him.

Dan Rather is wearing a turban, Paul. Don't you want to know why?

Let's make this brief. I'll pose for photographs, wearing a turban, holding an atlas...

You were gonna put 'em in your turban. I don't wear a turban, Chris.

- She better hope she's lesbian. - She hates men. - She wears a turban.