That's great, honey. Have you seen my rattlesnake hatband?

Have you seen my rattlesnake hatband? You're not even listening to me.

By that time your leg'll be swollen up tighter than Dick's hatband!

A happy hunting ground filled with bushwhackers, horse thieves, whisky pedlars, hide peelers, marauders that'll kill you for a hatband!

Hmm, By the time we get to Fort Smith that leg will be swelled up tight as Dick’s hatband.

By the time we get to Fort Smith, that leg will be swelled up tight as Dick's hatband.

By the time we get to Fort Smith, that leg will be swelled up tight as Dick's hatband.

A happy hunting ground filled with bushwhackers... ...horse thieves, whiskey peddlers, counterfeiters... ...hide peelers, marauders that'll kill you for a hatband.

A happy hunting ground filled with bushwhackers, horse thieves, whiskey peddlers, counterfeiters, hide peelers, marauders that'll kill you for a hatband!