Um, well... you could use Calamine lotion.

Oh, no... ...he's got my calamine lotion.

Kenzi, do we have any calamine lotion?

Too late for calamine. You need...

It's gauze soaked in calamine and zinc oxide.

Oh, for the love of God! Miranda, the calamine!

Ugh! I need some calamine. My hands, they're just...

Could you please get this young man some calamine lotion?

Hey, the lady in this picture is hot. She can Calamine my hives anytime.

You simply put your product in there as a kind of... calamine lotion.