So they joined the board, secured some big fat stock options and bought themselves the right to have a little fun...

So they joined the board, secured some big fat stock options and bought themselves the right to have a little fun...

I'm cool, I'm stocked, fat, no needy more weedy.

I'm cool. I'm stocked fat. No needy more weedy.

Every yard we take... every Cog we kill, some fat fuck's stock goes up two points.

Every yard we take... every Cog we kill, some fat fuck's stock goes up two points.

Wouldn't get any sweeter than this, I'm sure, so they joined the board, secured some big fat stock options, and bought themselves the right to have a little fun... with us.