And a fork would be nice.

There should be a fork in the road up ahead. Go left.

A spoon... You don't have it in you to be a fork!

Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

- What's so funny? - This fork was being hilarious.

- What's so funny? - This fork was being hilarious.