Is there, like, an on/off switch?

Not like there's an on/off switch, thank God.

Toshiba must have put an on-off switch here.

- Like an on-off switch. - Of course it doesn't.

like an on/off switch for me that if I ever hear it,

Yeah. I wish my brain had an on/off switch, you know?

Anything with an on/off switch should be off, that's the rule!

All right, everybody. Cell phones, pagers, fucking Twitter things. Anything with an on/off switch.

It's like they have an on/off switch that they themselves can control.

No one will switch off their phone.