Check hairpieces, lenses, dentures.

Let's see it with the hairpiece on.

The threat is as phony as my uncle's hairpiece.

So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?

So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?

What are you doing dating guys with hairpieces?

Oh, it's a little hairpiece, makes her hair look fuller.

You are staring at me. It's a hairpiece. I'm sorry.

Your hairpiece is on fire. I don't wear a-- Ah!

You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed.