Well, how about "toady"?

Toadie, the gas.

Toadies, not familiars.

Toadie, the gas! Hurry up!

It's the dark lord's toadie.

Outflanked by that toady Caesar.

Hypocrite and toady And inebriate!

That toadying ignoramus Teach him my methods, my discoveries

Hypocrite and toady And inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord!

Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! ALL: Everybody bless the landlord!