My wife was a very shrewish woman.

♪ My ex-wife was very cruel ♪ ♪ Bordering on shrewish ♪ ♪ But luckily for all of you ♪ ♪ She happened to be Jewish ♪ ♪ We never really talked at all ♪ ♪ I barely ever laid her ♪ ♪ But I did get one thing out of it ♪ ♪ I learned to make a seder ♪ ♪ She doesn't know which foods to buy ♪ ♪ She doesn't know what to fixah ♪ ♪ She needs someone to help her out ♪ ♪ I'm just a silly shiksa ♪