I... I'm teetotal, I'm afraid.

- Fuck you, you teetotaling buzzkill.

Oh no. Don't tell me you're teetotal.

I thought that you and Siobhan were teetotaling? Well, today's an exception.

What you are not is a massage-giving, windsurfing, bongo-playing, teetotaling, vegan, peacenik, hippy like you soon to be ex-boyfriend, Gael.