What's wrong with the tartan?

I mean, the tartan's for shit.

OK, we need two tins of tartan paint. - Tartan paint times two.

I know this is the MacDougal clan's tartan.

This is the tartan of my slave master.

I have no claim to the Glen Darrick tartan.

SHElLA: It was for a feminist group in Scotland... called "Tarts for Tartan."

It was for a feminist group in Scotland... called "Tarts for Tartan."

Uh, the, uh, clan tartan was kind of gold and purple, if I remember correctly.

-...and I was wondering what you thought. -ls that a Gucci tartan mini? That's so cute!