I'm the baby-Proofer.

Who brags about being a baby-Proofer?

- How did you do that ? - I'm one of the proofers.

- How did you do that? - I'm one of the proofers.

Certified baby-proofer? How is that a job?

- How did you do that? - [ Charlie ] I'm one of the proofers.

The baby-Proofer's coming to the house, and ve got to go register for our wedding And baby gifts, and your mother sent us a crib, but the instructions are all in italian.