Oh, look at that, I'm all blubbery.

Check this out. (makes blubbery sound)

That blubbery "don't hurt me" crap -- it's just an act.

That blubbery, don't-hurt-me crap, it's just an act.

Your piggy parties is what got me in this blubbery mess in the first place.

You thought I'd be my usual blubbery mess of snot and tears, didn't you?

You know buddy, we really couldn't help but overhear that blubbery display... on the phone just now.