Well, the Whippoorwill Blossom...

Whippoorwill flies about 27 miles an hour.

A room at the Whippoorwill Blossom Inn.

I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night.

I couldn't find anything to rhyme with Whippoorwill.

Well, the Whippoorwill Blossom... Doesn't even have a pool?

But don't worry, I've checked into the Whippoorwill Blossom Bed and Breakfast.

That was the third idiot to jump from the Whippoorwill Blossom balcony into the pool.

That was the third idiot to jump from the Whippoorwill Blossom balcony into the pool.

Like my poor cousins, who took three planes from North Carolina, and now they're stuck at the Whippoorwill Blossom Inn until we find a solution to all this.