Make maria the saltshaker.

Make Maria the saltshaker.

The saltshaker gives us a nice angle, isn't it?

Or a racist plate collection or a racist saltshaker collection.

I put the ice cubes in the glasses... ...and salt in the saltshakers.

I put the ice cubes in the glasses and salt in the saltshakers.

Look, Andy, I know there are plenty of girls that would be dazzled... ...by 2-dollar-taco night at Borracho's... ...and the fact that you can balance a saltshaker on your nose... ...but, honestly, you lost me about 15 minutes in.