Under all that self-Tanner and macrame bikini,

'Cause you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

I think the use of macrame supports arabia,

I could arrest your grandmother for missing a stitch in her macram? if I wanted to.

Did you know that the Pygmies have their own macrame tradition?

Your whole theory, it doesn't make any sense. Hey, it fits together like goddamn macrame once you factor in her....

I caught it for us, Tessa, in Friendship Lake, while I was at macrame camp this summer.