It's a clothespin.

How's your clothespin collage going?

Like that statue of a giant clothespin.

Here, stick this clothespin on his nose.

BARMAN: Here, stick this clothespin on his nose.

Why do you have clothespins on your ears?

So if you gotta give a little mouth-to-south... ...put a clothespin on your nose.

Why didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?

Then he'd be wise to put a clothespin on his nose.

And then I will take a steel clip, which is like a tiny clothespin, and I'm gonna place it across the neck of the aneurysm.