Immortality leads to hypochondria?

Maybe it's not hypochondria.

- Can brains hurt? - Yes, it's hypochondria hour.

I've had my bouts with hypochondria.

Not specifically Parkinson's, but I'm not gonna lie, I had my doubts of hypochondria.

Quite frankly, given your usually rampant hypochondria, I’m surprised you don’t seem to care.

Isn't hypochondria a common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people? This is adrenaline.

You know, hypothermia can easily sneak up on you. Yeah, and so can hypochondria.

You may well have morality and the law on your side, old man, but bear in mind that i'm in league with immorality, and even were you to win in court, we who side with immorality will have spread so many credible rumors about your person, your way of life, your household, your sister, your servants, your sanity, your sexual excesses, your phony hair, your hypocrisy, your hypochondria, and your lack of decency that you'll be forever forced to preach to huguenots, hooligans and eskimos!